This Sucks – I’m Going Home

As anybody anywhere will tell you, planning is a Good Thing. Unfortunately, they neglect to include “following” in that sentence.

Let me tell you about planning: it sucks. It absolutely, 100%, sucks. You make a 10-year plan in high school and when you review it at age 25, nothing you wanted actually happened. You meet some guy you really like for his ambition, politeness, and looks, and he dumps you two months later because you don’t fit into his plan.